Socially awkward or just [insert other option here]?

I'd like to think I do not give everyone I meet the creeps, but there is a good chance I do. Within the first 5 mins of meeting me, you will know my life's summary. Some people enjoy, others pretend and the .008% run away scared. I can't say I blame them, I do not think I ever had someone tell me their life story the first time we met, well besides in rehab, but that's to be expected. Speaking of rehab, I miss my bestie.